Gijinka Despair MAP- AREA 1

Illustrated version coming soon


1-Relax at our luxurious hotel, with complementary mints on your made bed! Monorachi claims that there's a nicer hotel outside near the parking lot, but he can't let you sleep there because it's outside the gate. He also brags about how he stayed up all night working on construction, so you're iffy on how safe this place actually is. It goes up 2 floors, with the second floor used for everyone's rooms, and the first has the lobby and the breakfast buffet. The buffet is only in the morning from 5:00 to 11:30, and is actually pretty good, but unfortunately your lunches and dinners are going to consist of popcorn, candy and hot dogs from the Amphitheatre until you get access to a restaurant later on. Also on the first floor is a small spa and sauna, although unless you want Monorachi to give you a nice back rub there's nobody there to run it. There is a nice collection of lotions, small books and a chest completely full of mineral water there though, and you might be able to coax someone in there to paint your nails or something so it's not a complete waste of time.

2-A large round building where Monorachi lives. He'll be at the front desk for most of the day, ready to help you out or answer questions! He's a tricky fellow, though, so don't put too much faith in him. There's a small waiting area with a few chairs, a TV always set to the cooking network [with no remote, so you're stuck with it] and magazines dating back a few years ago, and down a dark, narrow hallway, there is a small door marked "CONTROL ROOM." It's very quiet over in this corner, you notice, and if you try to enter Monorachi will swoop in and escort you outside, so there's no use trying to get inside.

3-Enjoy the sound and sight of water beautifully displayed through our fountain! Fountain shows are at 10:00 PM to 10:30 PM, when the sparkling water passes through colorful lights! There's also a few pennies inside of the fountain, but we don't recommend touching them, unless you want to throw them at someone for a murder or something.

4-Smell the fresh flowers of Wish Park, a great place for gathering friends together and chatting surrounded by gorgeous flora! {bushes surround the garden, making it impossible for anyone in the buildings to seethe inside of the garden.}

5-Sit on our bench. Do it. (three people may sit their bottoms at a time.)

6-Take home a lovely souvenir home for memories and gifts for love ones! Best of all, nobody runs the cash register, so you can just take whatever you like without buying anything! Of course, don't take the whole store. Most of the gift shop is fairly standard, but there's a whole section dedicated to Monorachi plushies, extra weapons [what else do you expect at this point?] and a few things for everyone's SHSL. 

7-Fuel your kids up with sugary treats, because that's the responsible thing for parents to do! [as well as an unhealthy amount of poison and sleeping pills]. 

8-A small red-and-white stand where you can get popcorn. The supply of bags is restocked every day, and it seems like there is a constant flow of popcorn in the machine without the need for someone to operate it.(please don't stuff anyone inside of the machine.) {fits one person}

9-A large theatre sporting a variety of IMAX films, informational films about the park, and a few things that released in theatres a couple of years ago [there's probably a lot of memetastic movies there too, so if you want a Shrek marathon you know where to go]. There are 3 different theatres that switch out their selection each day, as well as a fourth theatre with a stage instead of a screen for musicians or performers. Around the lobby there are many posters advertising famous singers and stand-up comedians who came to the park a couple of years ago, as well as movie posters. There's also a concessions stand selling hot dogs, soda, popcorn and cotton candy, according to the menu, although on a separate menu you can order poisonous and blade-filled variants of each of these things.

10-Our large plaza is an open area where people can easily be spotted from any building, so its a great spot for gathering when on school field trips!

11-Gate to AREA 2

12-There is a large gate stretching around the park which prevents your escape to the outside and also prevents you from getting to Area 2 and beyond. It's very tall and wrought-iron, and there's a lot of wire around it with a few signs that say "ELECTRIC GATE - DO NOT CLIMB OR FLY OVER," similar to the one to the gate going to AREA 2. That's probably good advice for anyone who doesn't want to die. Outside of the gate, you can see a large parking lot that stretches on for a while. A few flags around the parking stalls have monorachi's face on them. So for now, why don't you enjoy your stay/ Forever.

13-You can access the ticket booth from inside the park. There's a few buttons here and there, but if you press them nothing happens. Inside of a drawer, there's a uniform for a park employee and a few rolls of tickets and some maps of the park. There's also three windows [one on the front and one on both sides], but they're blocked off with jail-like bars so that you can't get out, no matter how hard you hit them. Oh, and under the button panels there are a few weapons. Of course.